While watching Inception the other night:
Gingersnap: “I ship Arthur and Ariadne.”
Me: “Arthur shipped Arthur and Ariadne–Mr. ‘Kiss-me-well-it-was-worth-a-try!’ ”
Emmet jumped over the little table that had been pulled in front of his easy chair. And then he remarked: “That was probably not the best way to exit that chair.”
Chris, relating an anecdote: “I unplugged my seat belt–”
Me: “Unplugged your seat belt?!?!? Millennial kid, good night!!”
Chris: “Hey, I’m entitled to talk like that.”
We were having baked potatoes for dinner one night.
Emmet: “Will someone help me squeeze the guts out of my potato?
Then, when I paused to write down that quote before helping him…
Emmet: “Um, Guts? Potato? Help?”